Friday 13 April 2007

Tramp in Church

A old tramp called Sam walked into church one day with a old ripped and tatty bible which Sam had found in a bin. As Sam sat down on the church pew, people began to move from the area which he was sitting in because of the fierce smell from Sam’s messy clothes. After the service finished the vicar walked up to him and said, "did you enjoy the service?" Sam replied "Yes it was Good" the vicar then said "what I want you to do is, go away and pray and ask God what sort of clothes you should wear in this church"
So Sam went away for a week and asked God what he should wear in the church.
The next Sunday Sam when to church in the same clothes and same tatty bible, and the ladies moved away again. After the service the vicar came up to him and said, "did you not ask God what you should wear in church?"
Sam said, "yes I did ask God what I should wear in this church and he said he didn't know because he had never been in this church before."

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Very thought proviking.

Bro